The party races around town searching for eggs and for the truth behind a centuries old problematic mascot. Featuring our first guest star, comedian Austin Nasso. Also, “Would it be disruptive to quickly unravel my tongue and devour the contents of the egg?”

The town holds a somber funeral for a powerful figure, recently deceased. The party ruins it. Also, “Is anyone weeping at this funeral or is it general merrymaking?.”

Cleared of all charges, the party parties then gets back to work. It’s an old fashioned hang out episode. Also, “I saunter in, the crying strengthens me.”

The party finally goes on trial for all of their many many crimes. Also, “I’m Eustace L. Chicken and I’m in charge”.

The party explores a surprisingly chill, laid-back, lowkey lair and confronts the softboi who runs it. Also, “I don’t like how womb-like this place is”.

The party desperately hide from the cops while calling in old favors, and a great, terrible, secret is finally revealed. Also, “My son is so stupid and it’s all my fault?”

Sneaking around the Royal Peacekeeping Force Headquarters leads to trouble. Also, “It will cause the greatest ruckus that Chester’s Chair has ever seen.”

The party takes a break to celebrate Valentine’s Day at the annual Singles Mixer and oh ho ho is it SPICY. Also, “I swear to god if that horse gets laid tonight”.

The stakes rise in the wake of the Mayoral Debate as a new layer of the bankruptcy mystery reveals itself. Also, “I got a lot of dads”.

The players guide Tyl through the first-ever Mayoral Debate and Fashion Show, it really really doesn’t go as planned. Also, “Scrumbis is a metaphor for the weaker parts of our society that need respite from the rich”.

The players kick off Tyl’s mayoral campaign after a tense confrontation with his father. Also, “Tyl can wear that armor better than you can and that’s saying absolutely nothing”.

The players bask in their success as we catch up with Chester’s Chair and see what has changed since the Queen’s Visit. Also, “If that horse is elected mayor, he will be the first mayor assassinated in this town’s history”.

Catch up quickly as the cast recaps the plot and a few favorite moments from the first 13 episodes of Small Town DnD. Also, “Yeah, because regular people can’t be heroes, Alex”.

The party planning committee takes a break from planning parties to get extremely cuddly and cozy. Also, “Ahhhhuuuuaaaaaahhhhhh… Just like every year.”

Queen Josephine IV of Scarlet Edge visits the small town of Chester’s Chair and the party planning committee’s hard work is tested. Also, “For you, the Scent of the Big Dog.”

The party planning committee investigate the secret of Taste + Dignity and finalize their preparations for the Queen’s Visit, with shocking results. Also, “Just a girl on the can with nothing to hide.”

The stakes get raised while attempting an elaborate ruse to sneak into the Breezetop Estates. Also, “It’s alright boys. Let’s act natural and all hold hands so they don’t suspect anything.”

The party planning committee and friends fight for their lives, with shocking consequences. Also, “Kumbaya, My Lord. Kumbaya.”

The all-night search for a missing friend ends with a shocking revelation. Also, “Sorry, my ears must be deceiving me. I feel like I hear two quitters here.”

A needlessly complicated scheme for crystato negotiations ends unexpectedly and new (maybe even romantic?) mysteries appear. Also, “Have you heard of the Breezetop Bombing?”.